Conflict Holiday Booster Shots

This year instead of giving our clients and partners Christmas cards we’re prescribing them our own brand of booster shots to help with any and all symptoms of awkwardness, frustration and non-merriment associated with this particular time of year. Spoiler alert: It’s vodka. Conflict Holiday Booster Shots (CNFLCT-h21) can be taken without a doctor’s prescription, but recipients will need to be of legal drinking age, as the sole ingredient is in fact vodka. The dose comes with an accompanying dry vermouth shot so patients can take their holiday boosters in martini form, should they so choose. The kit comes complete with usage instructions on how to make a dry martini booster, dirty martini booster, filthy martini booster and boosted punch bowl booster.